the creeping hours of time

Anyone else ever received adulterated Biblical or literary passages as spam? Sleepless nights can be spent (picture Hemmingway in black and white pondering in the half light with a cigarette until dawn) trying to uncover the hidden meaning of this gibberish. Just what exactly ARE they selling?
Today's installment is a babblephish perversion of Shakespeare, I think:


"Do so, said Prospero, and I will set you free. He then gave ordersher friend's secret, but the poor pleasure of following her faithless it awakened him, and rising up, unconscious of what Oberon had done to rejoice, that they had lived to see so good an end of all their felt as if he had taken poison while Borachio was speaking.
Wherefore, said Miranda, did they not that hour destroy usfollowed by Hermia for through Puck's unlucky mistake it was nowreign over their respective kingdoms, they had not met for many, Lord, forbear. The ruddiness upon her lip is wet you the parlour there you will find my cousin Beatrice talking with the creeping hours of time if ever you have looked on better days if me many a weary step in pure love, oppressed at once with two sad pigeons.

I think the word pigeons looks good there, don't you think?